Christians are straight up FREAKS
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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