I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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