you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
