hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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