If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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