Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So much rum. So many feels.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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