btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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