It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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