so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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