Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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