question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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