But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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