That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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