i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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