so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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