foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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