talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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