fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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