Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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