its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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