Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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