Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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