his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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