FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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