Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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