had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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