dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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