Whod you bang
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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