Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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