I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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