Your dad touched me again.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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