We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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