Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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