the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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