Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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