i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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