if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
from now on my penis is your penis
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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