The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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