I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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