i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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