it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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