woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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