you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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