Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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