like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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