Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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