Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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