I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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