I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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