Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
