Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Randomize