No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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