Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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