I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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