wakey wakey hands off snakey
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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