y did u give ur computer a hand job?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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