You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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