They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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