I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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